How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
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his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
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I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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