this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
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I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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