Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
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Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
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Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
A bitchslap is in order.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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