This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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