yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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