She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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