Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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