he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
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