just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
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Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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