You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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