I feel great
I just peed on a car
I skipped work to stalk him.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
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If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
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Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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