what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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