If i come over, it means nothing
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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