Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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