yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
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Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
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I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
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