Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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