yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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