I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
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