Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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