Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
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literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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