Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
We just shotgunned beers for America
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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