Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
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I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
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Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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