don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
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im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
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It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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