You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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