evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Do plants get herpes?
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