I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize
