"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I'm passing your future prison.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
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I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
When are your genitals available?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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