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All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
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Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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