so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
He literally asked permission to hit on me
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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