I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
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I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
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I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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