We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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