last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
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You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
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Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I'm always down for nudity.
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