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If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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