Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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