Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
It's blow job season.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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