508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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