i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
How's work?
Spinning.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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