Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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