I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
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We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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