I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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