Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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