the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
