i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
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it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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