o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
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