so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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