strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
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I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
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Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Drunk is not a location!
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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