Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
My life is pants optional.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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