Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
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when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
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I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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