I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
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I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
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somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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