Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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