i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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