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16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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