where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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