when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
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He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
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I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
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